some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
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i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Donna Noble is the fucking Ginger Queen → Look at these fucking companions
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Incredible conceit.
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Okay this is my favourite ambigram I’ve made
*takes a nap* who am i
Commander Strax: The most bad-ass potato in existence.
